Hearts and minds

[carly_kai]

Somehow my efforts to win the hearts and minds of the airborne sojers are not working - in fact, the handle bar mustachioed Chiefs (they call them Master Warrant Officers, or Sir) are getting all red and puffy in the face and they look like a constipated baby that is grunting in his diaper!

Men...

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note to self: proofread before posting

[msstacy13.livejournal.com]

since they're already airborne,
maybe they should just take a flying--
no, maybe that's not a ladylike suggestion...
:)

[jessie-c.livejournal.com]

What in the world are you wearing an army nametag for young lady?

[gireateroftacos.livejournal.com]

maybe it was the navy hat with the army shirt. i can see that sending them into an apoplexy.