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Somehow my efforts to win the hearts and minds of the airborne sojers are not working - in fact, the handle bar mustachioed Chiefs (they call them Master Warrant Officers, or Sir) are getting all red and puffy in the face and they look like a constipated baby that is grunting in his diaper!

Men...



note to self: proofread before posting

Date: 2010-03-09 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msstacy13.livejournal.com
since they're already airborne,
maybe they should just take a flying--
no, maybe that's not a ladylike suggestion...
:)

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Date: 2010-03-09 03:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jessie-c.livejournal.com
What in the world are you wearing an army nametag for young lady?

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Date: 2010-03-09 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carly-kai.livejournal.com
it goes with the moron maroon t-shirt.

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Date: 2010-03-09 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jessie-c.livejournal.com
You're not getting groundpounder ideas at this late date are you?

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Date: 2010-03-09 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carly-kai.livejournal.com
heck no - I need a proper name tape with a nice anchor and black thread.

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Date: 2010-03-09 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jessie-c.livejournal.com
The trouble is, Navy types don't wear that speckled green stuff at all. The thought behind that is that it's very difficult to find a bush to hide behind when one is far out to sea...

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Date: 2010-03-09 10:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carly-kai.livejournal.com
oh but yes we do - on an army or air force base everyone wears the can't see me suits with an environmental specific colour of t-shirt and beret.

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Date: 2010-03-10 01:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jessie-c.livejournal.com
Harumph! What's the world coming to?

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Date: 2010-03-11 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carly-kai.livejournal.com
it beats wearing full rig...

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Date: 2010-03-11 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jessie-c.livejournal.com
Depends where you're wearing it.

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Date: 2010-03-11 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carly-kai.livejournal.com
the white bowler is a regular come do me hat..

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Date: 2010-03-09 11:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] radargrrl.livejournal.com
There's a girl in my own unit who wears it daily.

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Date: 2010-03-10 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jessie-c.livejournal.com
The poor dear. I feel for her.

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Date: 2010-03-10 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] radargrrl.livejournal.com
Heh...I don't think she's seen a ship.

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Date: 2010-03-10 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jessie-c.livejournal.com
How in the world can she be a proper sailor-type if they don't let her go to sea? I tell ya, these army types in charge have ruined it for everyone.

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Date: 2010-03-10 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] radargrrl.livejournal.com
That's for sure. Army plus anything always equals army, even though the mentality is so different. They don't tend to play well with others.

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Date: 2010-03-10 03:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jessie-c.livejournal.com
They don't tend to play well with others.

Well, that's kind of what an Army is for when you get right down to it...

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Date: 2010-03-10 03:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] radargrrl.livejournal.com
What happened to being on the same team?

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Date: 2010-03-11 12:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jessie-c.livejournal.com
The way the Army thinks is: There's our team and then there's everyone else. They can get with the program and do things the Army way; that's what good teamwork means to us.

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Date: 2010-03-11 12:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] radargrrl.livejournal.com
Pretty much.

I'd work with the Nay anytime, not that I ever get the chance. I've had it up to my eyeballs with needless army chickenshit.

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Date: 2010-03-11 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carly-kai.livejournal.com
army and think in the same sentence?

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Date: 2010-03-11 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jessie-c.livejournal.com
It's Armythink. The brand new way to use your brain the Army way or no way at all.

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Date: 2010-03-09 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gireateroftacos.livejournal.com
maybe it was the navy hat with the army shirt. i can see that sending them into an apoplexy.

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Date: 2010-03-09 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carly-kai.livejournal.com
I knew you're not just a pretty face :)

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Date: 2010-03-09 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gireateroftacos.livejournal.com
were you wearing air force pants for the complete set?

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Date: 2010-03-09 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gireateroftacos.livejournal.com
well you really shouldn't go around airborne baiting. it's not good for their blood pressure.

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