Sex toy olympics
Mar. 13th, 2010 10:16 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
carly_kaiA snippet from a wonderful article...
Not only were we limited to what we could get for free, the vegetable selection at the local bodega was abysmal.
"Ew, we are really gonna have to scrub these," I noted, picking up a dirty-yet-phallic yam and taking it to the checkout along with a cucumber, zucchini and carrot. Because we were only buying phallic vegetables and no lettuce or dressing, I was certain everyone knew what we were up to. Just in case they didn't, Tobly announced to the stony-faced cashier, "We're going to put these in her vagina!" For emphasis, she pointed toward my crotch.
The cashier bent his head down to get a look and smiled. Mortified, I scurried out of the store.
"Did you see the smile on his face?" Tobly said with a laugh. "He's going to be jacking to that for a week."
Not only were we limited to what we could get for free, the vegetable selection at the local bodega was abysmal.
"Ew, we are really gonna have to scrub these," I noted, picking up a dirty-yet-phallic yam and taking it to the checkout along with a cucumber, zucchini and carrot. Because we were only buying phallic vegetables and no lettuce or dressing, I was certain everyone knew what we were up to. Just in case they didn't, Tobly announced to the stony-faced cashier, "We're going to put these in her vagina!" For emphasis, she pointed toward my crotch.
The cashier bent his head down to get a look and smiled. Mortified, I scurried out of the store.
"Did you see the smile on his face?" Tobly said with a laugh. "He's going to be jacking to that for a week."